roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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