i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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