Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think my moral compass just broke
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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