I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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