So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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