just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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