week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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