But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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