You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My penis needs a shock collar
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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