Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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