I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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