Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I need help removing her.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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