I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
as a side note pls kill me
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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