Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
