Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There are leaves in my underwear?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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