Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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