The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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