You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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