Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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