check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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