it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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