# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
