dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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