So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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