last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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