i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
