North Korea, Best Korea!
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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