Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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