Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Shame is for Republicans.
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