Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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