I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When are your genitals available?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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