There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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