A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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