can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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