he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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