David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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