I'm jealous of your bromance
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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