Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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