you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
