At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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