well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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