I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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