would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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