You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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