the day after is always just damage control
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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