Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What drink are we having for lunch?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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