people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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