I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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