The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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