You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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