I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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