I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Girls should come with a carfax report
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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